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Bierman’s Six-Pack: Issue #14

๐๐ข๐ž๐ซ๐ฆ๐š๐งโ€™๐ฌ ๐’๐ข๐ฑ ๐๐š๐œ๐ค: ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ž #๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’

Welcome to this weekโ€™s Six Pack! Each week, Iโ€™ll share a mix of thoughts – some sports-related, some not – and Iโ€™d love for you to jump in with your reactions, ideas, or recommendations in the comments. Hereโ€™s whatโ€™s on my mind this week.

๐Ÿ. ๐‡๐ž๐š๐๐ ๐ž๐š๐ซ, ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ญ, ๐š๐ง๐ ๐š ๐‡๐ž๐œ๐ค ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐š ๐‘๐ฎ๐ง

Back in the fall, I talked on the podcast about the emotional tribute ๐‘ช๐’๐’๐’๐’†๐’ˆ๐’† ๐‘ฎ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’š put together for Lee Corso when the show visited Bloomington for the Indiana-Washington game. It was touching to see the city honor him with ๐‘ณ๐’†๐’† ๐‘ช๐’๐’“๐’”๐’ ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’š, and it felt like a not-so-subtle sign that we were nearing the end of an era.

Now itโ€™s official: ESPN has confirmed that Corso will appear on just one more episode of College GameDay this fall before stepping away for good. Itโ€™s hard to overstate what heโ€™s meant to college football. A former head coach at Louisville, Indiana, Northern Illinois, and even a short stint in the USFL, Corso didnโ€™t make his mark on the sidelines as his coaching record was modest (and thatโ€™s being kind). But his second act in front of the camera became legendary.

Since 1987, heโ€™s been a central figure on ๐‘ช๐’๐’๐’๐’†๐’ˆ๐’† ๐‘ฎ๐’‚๐’Ž๐’†๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’š, helping build it into one of the most beloved pregame shows in sports. And of course, he made the headgear pick – which started in 1996 – an institution everyone knows about and looks forward to.

Corso is 89 now, and his presence on the show in recent years has been limited due to health issues, but every time heโ€™s on screen, it still feels special. There will never be another Lee Corso. He helped define the tone, energy, and fun of college football Saturdays for generations of fans. So thank you sir for all youโ€™ve done for the game and all the enjoyment and smiles youโ€™ve brought to countless football fans over the years.

๐Ÿ. ๐‘๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐–๐š๐ฌ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐๐ฎ๐ข๐ฅ๐ญ ๐จ๐ง ๐‚๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ

I listen to a ton of sports talk radio and always have. Locally, I gotta give a big shoutout to ๐‘ณ๐’‚๐’๐’„๐’† ๐‘ด๐’„๐‘จ๐’๐’Š๐’”๐’•๐’†๐’“ here in Cincy. The guy is a total pro and one of the best to ever do it. Consistent, informed, and just gets it.

Nationally, I was a big ๐‘ด๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† & ๐‘ด๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† guy back in the day and still enjoy a lot of the voices out there now. But one dude Iโ€™ve never been able to stand – not back then, not now, not ever – is Jim Rome.

His whole act has always rubbed me the wrong way. The tone, the delivery, the way he talks to his listeners. The โ€œclones,โ€ the โ€œtour stops,โ€ the weird pauses followed by โ€œout.โ€ It all just seems very pompous and arrogant to me.

But the thing that really sealed it for me and that Iโ€™ve never been able to get past was the mid-90s interview with Rams QB Jim Everett – when Rome kept calling him โ€œChrisโ€ over and over again, even after Everett warned him to stop. Eventually Everett finally snapped, threw over a table, rushed Rome, and people intervened. Honestly I wanted to punch Rome myself watching him instigate that way. Zero class. And to this day, he still seems to lean on that edgy, self-righteous style and I canโ€™t stand it.

I know some people love him, and great for them. But I donโ€™t get it and never will. Give me smart, steady, and respectful over whatever that is any day of the week.

๐Ÿ‘. ๐“๐จ ๐’๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐›๐ข๐ซ๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐’๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐›๐ข๐ซ๐?

I spent last week down in The Villages visiting my in-laws – itโ€™s about 90 minutes north of Orlando. If youโ€™ve never been, itโ€™s a pretty neat town for retirees. Golf courses everywhere, restaurants, rec centers, live music every night, and the part Iโ€™ve always loved – you can pretty much go anywhere in a golf cart. (and yes, Iโ€™ve heard the rumors so I always bring plenty of hand sanitizer).

Theyโ€™ve been down there a few years now, and every time I visit, I like it a little more. Itโ€™s got a good vibe, nice people, lots to do. That said, Iโ€™m still not sure where I want to end up someday. Iโ€™m in my early 50s, so Iโ€™ve got some time to figure it out. My wife loves it down there, but Iโ€™m still on the fence.

My parents retired in Tennessee and were really happy. I know a lot of people who swear by South Carolina. Arizonaโ€™s obviously a popular spot too. But part of me doesnโ€™t want to go anywhere. I really like Cincinnati, I donโ€™t want to be far from my kids, and the Southern Ohio weather doesnโ€™t bother me ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก much.

Either way I know Iโ€™d always want to keep a place in Ohio so maybe a January-May place somewhere warmer. Or maybe even just take a few longer vacations every year and skip the second house hassle altogether.

But what do you think, Sandman Nation? Anyone got a retirement spot they love? Or should I just keep holding it down in Ohio and call it good?

๐Ÿ’. ๐€ ๐…๐ฅ๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐“๐จ ๐†๐ž๐ญ ๐ƒ๐ซ๐š๐Ÿ๐ญ-๐‘๐ž๐š๐๐ฒ

The NFL Draft is this week, and Iโ€™ve always liked it. I wonโ€™t watch every second, but Iโ€™ll definitely be glued to the first round on Thursday, probably catch parts of Friday, and Iโ€™ll absolutely be reading every draft grade and analysis I can find – including our first-ever Sandman Sports draft grades, which weโ€™ll be publishing next week!

Does the draft determine how this season will go? No. But it ๐‘‘๐‘œ๐‘’๐‘  add new pieces that can (and should) make an impact.

And all this draft buzz reminded me how much I enjoy the movie ๐‘ซ๐’“๐’‚f๐’• ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’š. No, itโ€™s not a cinematic masterpiece, and some people might argue itโ€™s not even a good movie, but Iโ€™m pretty sure itโ€™s the only movie ever made specifically about the draft. (I know Jerry Maguire has a draft plotline, but thatโ€™s certainly not the focus.)

Iโ€™ve always loved Kevin Costner, and while my least favorite part of the movie is the romantic subplot with Jennifer Garner, the movie does a great job building suspense and intrigue without a single game being played. It somehow makes the wheeling and dealing of draft day feel like high-stakes action. And I still laugh every time I hear the line: โ€œ๐‘Œ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘˜๐‘’-๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘š๐‘œ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ fโ€™๐‘’๐‘Ÿ.โ€

Yes, itโ€™s about my despised rival, the Browns. But that doesnโ€™t bother me – after all, itโ€™s fiction, and we know they still wonโ€™t be good.

So if youโ€™re looking for a fun little escape to get you in the mood for the draft, give ๐‘ซ๐’“๐’‚f๐’• ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’š a watch. Whether youโ€™ve never seen it or itโ€™s been a while, itโ€™s a solid way to kill two hours and get a little hyped for Thursday night.

๐Ÿ“. ๐‡๐ž๐š๐ฏ๐ž๐ง๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฒ!

While I was down in Florida, my mother-in-law dropped a classic I hadnโ€™t heard in ages – โ€œHeavens to Betsy!โ€ – and later that same day, I heard someone at the grocery store say โ€œOopsy daisy.โ€ And I couldnโ€™t help but laughโ€ฆ not ๐‘Ž๐‘ก them, but at how rare it is to hear those old-timey phrases anymore.

So naturally, I started making a list in my head. Hereโ€™s a few that came to mind:

โ€ข Hold your horses

โ€ข More than you can shake a stick at

โ€ข Hogwash

โ€ข Well Iโ€™ll be a monkeyโ€™s uncle

โ€ข Holy mackerel

โ€ข Slow as molasses

These kinds of sayings feel like they came straight out of a 1950โ€™s sitcom or my grandparentโ€™s front porch – and honestly, I love it!

What about you, Sandman Nation? Got any old-school gems you still use or remember hearing growing up? Whatโ€™d I miss?

๐Ÿ”. ๐๐š๐ฌ๐ž๐›๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ˆ๐ฌ๐งโ€™๐ญ ๐€๐ฅ๐ฐ๐š๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐๐จ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ 

Just when you think youโ€™ve seen it all in baseball…

The Diamondbacks and Cubs gave us a bonkers, beautifully crazy game – and somehow, in a sport thatโ€™s been around for over 150 years, we still get firsts.

Hereโ€™s the quick rundown from that 12โ€“11 Cubs win:

o The D-backs scored 10 runs in the 8th inningโ€ฆ and lost.

o The Cubs became the first team in 113 years to give up 10 runs in a single inning after the 3rd and still win the game.

o The two teams combined for 16 runs in the 8th, making it the highest-scoring inning in the history of Wrigley Field, which opened in 1914.

o The teams combined for 23 runs, 23 hitsโ€ฆ and 25 walks.

o The D-backs drew 16 walks, a new franchise record.

o The Cubs issued 5 bases-loaded walks – in one game.

o The D-backs scored 7 runs without a single hit during that rally.

o There were 8 total pitching changes in just the final 3 innings.

This game had a lot of chaos and comedy, and somehow, a Cubs win. Iโ€™m not a Cubs fan and could have cared less who won, but I do love seeing โ€œnewโ€ things in our sports.

On a random Tuesday in April, we got to see the wildest inning in 110+ years at Wrigley field. Baseball can still be fresh, and thatโ€™s pretty cool.

๐“๐ก๐š๐ง๐ค๐ฌ f๐จ๐ซ ๐œ๐ก๐ž๐œ๐ค๐ข๐ง๐  ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐ž๐ž๐คโ€™๐ฌ ๐’๐ข๐ฑ ๐๐š๐œ๐ค, ๐’๐š๐ง๐๐ฆ๐š๐ง ๐๐š๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง! Iโ€™d love to hear your thoughts: what resonated with you, what you disagree with, or your own takes on these topics. Drop your comments and letโ€™s keep the conversation going.

If you liked this, here are a few of the other recent Six-Packs:

Bierman’s Six Pack: Issue #13

Bierman’s Six Pack: Issue #12

Bierman’s Six Pack: Issue #11

Bierman’s Six Pack: Issue #10

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